maine's top ten
1. medical secretaries need not apply
2. in maine, multitaskers are the under-employed with a series of minimum wage seasonal jobs
3. most renown landowner actually calls texas home
4. you can get there from here, but it's at least a 100-mile drive each way, usually more
5. always sacrifice industry and jobs to save tourist haunts
6. 25 miles on turnpike costs you $3 in tolls
7. 4-year college degree opens doors....to the job center to look for a job
8. sign at border stating "the way life should be" for tourists only
9. the original LL (leon leonwood) Bean's goal was never to sell shirts made in pakistan or guatemala
10. most abundant of resources, lobster and blueberries, shipped out of state
so, come on up and be sure to bring those tourist bucks with you!
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